Woman is a Danger Cat

Apr 24

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Apr 24

bemusedlybespectacled:

ALWAYS REBLOG KAT DENNINGS SLAMMING SLUT SHAMING

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Apr 24

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andrvw:

black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 

Don’t you even

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Apr 23
wastelandbabe:


Watch Brooklyn Nine-Nine!
B99 is a sitcom set in the 99th precinct of the NYPD.The main characters are Jake Peralta, a talented but very childish detective who is constantly pulling pranks and making jokes; Ray Holt, the precinct’s strict new Commanding Officer known for his cold and robotic manner of speaking; Amy Santiago, a rule-following, competetive and overachieving detective often trying to ingratiate herself with Captain Holt; Charles Boyle, a nervous, clumsy but honest detective and unapologetic foodie; Rosa Diaz, a smart, tough and mysterious detective with anger management issues and an apparent lack of empathy; Terry Jeffords, the detective squad’s Sergeant who is an avid bodybuilder, devoted to his his wife and two young daughters, and fears the danger of police work; and Gina Linetti, the precinct’s sardonic administrator and assistant who is known for her narcissism, sharp intellect and annoyingly aloof behaviour.(Yes I took those character summaries from wikipedia)
Why? [x] Also every episode is only like 20 minutes! If you want to spend a lazy day binge-watching an awesome new show, this is perfect :)
1. PILOT [x] [x]2. THE TAGGER [x] [x]3. THE SLUMP [x] [x]4. M. E. TIME [x] [x]5. THE VULTURE [x] [x]6. HALLOWEEN [x] [x]7. 48 HOURS [x] [x]8. OLD SCHOOL [x] [x]9. SAL’S PIZZA [x] [x]10. THANKSGIVING [x] [x]11. CHRISTMAS [x] [x]12. PONTIAC BANDIT [x] [x]13. THE BET [x] [x]14. THE EBONY FALCON [x] [x]15. OPERATION: BROKEN FEATHER [x] [x]16. THE PARTY [x] [x]17. FULL BOYLE [x] [x]18. THE APARTMENT [x] [x]19. TACTICAL VILLAGE [x] [x]20. FANCY BRUDGOM [x] [x]21. UNSOLVABLE [x] [x]22. CHARGES AND SPECS [x] [x]
Have fun!


THIS SHOW IS SO GOOD GO G OG O WATCH ITTT
Apr 23

wastelandbabe:

Watch Brooklyn Nine-Nine!

B99 is a sitcom set in the 99th precinct of the NYPD.
The main characters are Jake Peralta, a talented but very childish detective who is constantly pulling pranks and making jokes; Ray Holt, the precinct’s strict new Commanding Officer known for his cold and robotic manner of speaking; Amy Santiago, a rule-following, competetive and overachieving detective often trying to ingratiate herself with Captain Holt; Charles Boyle, a nervous, clumsy but honest detective and unapologetic foodie; Rosa Diaz, a smart, tough and mysterious detective with anger management issues and an apparent lack of empathy; Terry Jeffords, the detective squad’s Sergeant who is an avid bodybuilder, devoted to his his wife and two young daughters, and fears the danger of police work; and Gina Linetti, the precinct’s sardonic administrator and assistant who is known for her narcissism, sharp intellect and annoyingly aloof behaviour.
(Yes I took those character summaries from wikipedia)

Why? [x] Also every episode is only like 20 minutes! If you want to spend a lazy day binge-watching an awesome new show, this is perfect :)

1. PILOT [x] [x]
2. THE TAGGER [x] [x]
3. THE SLUMP [x] [x]
4. M. E. TIME [x] [x]
5. THE VULTURE [x] [x]
6. HALLOWEEN [x] [x]
7. 48 HOURS [x] [x]
8. OLD SCHOOL [x] [x]
9. SAL’S PIZZA [x] [x]
10. THANKSGIVING [x] [x]
11. CHRISTMAS [x] [x]
12. PONTIAC BANDIT [x] [x]
13. THE BET [x] [x]
14. THE EBONY FALCON [x] [x]
15. OPERATION: BROKEN FEATHER [x] [x]
16. THE PARTY [x] [x]
17. FULL BOYLE [x] [x]
18. THE APARTMENT [x] [x]
19. TACTICAL VILLAGE [x] [x]
20. FANCY BRUDGOM [x] [x]
21. UNSOLVABLE [x] [x]
22. CHARGES AND SPECS [x] [x]

Have fun!

THIS SHOW IS SO GOOD GO G OG O WATCH ITTT

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Apr 23

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prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

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Apr 23
a guide to terminology as used by western males of the species

So after looking on the internet about PCOS, I might be one of the few people who isn’t extremely over weight and diabetic because of it. I got lucky. My mom is not so lucky because she has nearly all of the symptoms including hair loss and boarder line diabetes. Why has no doctor treated her for this?
DERPING HARD THERE MEDICAL COMMUNITY.

Apr 23
Apr 22

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Apr 22

nbcsnl:

"We were both really tired one night," McKinnon explains, "and I just said to Aidy, ‘Man, dyke is tired,’ and Aidy said, ‘Fats is tired, too.’ And then it became our beautiful thing that we had together and we wanted to make something out of it," McKinnon says. 

More of Kate’s interview on Vulture

[Photos: NBC]

Had no idea McKinnon was gay! This sketch had me in stitches.

Apr 21
fozmeadows:

nothingman:

via http://www.listen-tome.com/save-me/

IT’S 2AM AND I’M LAUGHING WAY TOO LOUD HELP
Apr 21

fozmeadows:

nothingman:

via http://www.listen-tome.com/save-me/

IT’S 2AM AND I’M LAUGHING WAY TOO LOUD HELP

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Apr 21

kirklandork:

66-seals-of-fuck-you:

teamshercock:

morango-flutuante:

holly shit.

image

I’m not an artist and I jizzed myself.

If you get this for an artist, it’s pretty much a guarantee you’ll get laid that night.

tag your porn

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Apr 21

findchaos:

ChaosLife: Pocket Proposal

A personal proposal to pants purveyors.*

And thanks to our Patreon patrons, this isn’t even the last ChaosLife of the week! Thanks everyone and stay tuned!

*Of course, we know it’s possible to find women’s jeans with real pockets, but it shouldn’t be as ridiculously hard as it is, should it?

By A. Stiffler [comics | facebook | twitter]

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bathsalts:

they’re called PLUGS
NOT GAUGES 
Apr 20

bathsalts:

they’re called PLUGS

NOT GAUGES 

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